wow.  today was brandon-is-a-little-messed-up day.  only getting 2 hours of sleep and 3 hours the night before while being sick can do weird things to you.  here are some stupid highlights:

-running into at least 20 people at school
-not being able to walk in a straight line
-putting my things in the wrong locker
-taking someone else’s stuff to the next class
-almost passing out in the shoewr
-singing totally wrong words to worship songs during practice and not even realizing
-playing totally wrong chords and not even realizing
-writing out totally wrong chords for other people and not even realizing
-saying “so i went upstairs and opened my mom to let the door in”
-laughing at zac tell me about massillon high school
-getting told by a 12 year old how to put new paper in the copy machine.. (open, lay the paper down, close)
-running into many, many things during practice
-forgetting to plug my guitar in
-slurred speech
-accidentally pouring ketchup on a plant at dairy queen.. haha “it was in the bushes!”
-trying to put my house key in the door for a good 3 minutes
-hearing about KITTY haunting my english teacher with spirals and snails hahaha


okay i’m gonna stop.  i need to go sleep. hah now instead of blond jokes you can be like “whadya get when you take brandon on 2 hours of sleep with blah blah blah” (if you replace blonde with brandon on 2 hours of sleep) okay bye.

->hi, my name is brandon and i feel like a robot.
listening to: five iron frenzy

quote of the day:

zac’s math teacher: “you’re just not up to par in this class”
zac: “i never liked golf.”


haahaha

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  1. Sarah gets a call from Brandon on two hours of sleep.”I’ve got a problem,” says Brandon.”What’s the matter?” asks Sarah.”Well, My mom bought me this jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard.  None of the pieces fit together and I can’t find any edges.””What’s the picture of?” asks Sarah.”It’s of a big rooster,” replies Brandon on two hours of sleep.”All right,” says Sarah.  “I’ll come over and have a look.”So she goes over to Brandon’s house and he greets her by saying, “Thanks for coming over.”  Brandon leads Sarah into her kitchen and shows her the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.Sarah looks at the puzzle and then turns to Brandon on two hours of sleep and says, “For heaven’s sake, Brandon, put the corn flakes back in the box and get some sleep.”
    haha, ok, lame joke…oh well…later kids

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