a conversation between me and dustin on the phone:
me: i don’t know what to eat
dustin: yeah, how bout metal
me: mm, that sounds good
dustin: have you heard about that guy?
dustin: his name’s boo. he eats things
dustin: ..that isn’t food
dustin: his name’s boot. he eats glass and airplanes. my high school teacher knew him and he chewed up and swallowed a beer bottle and then worked on a car and an airplane.
me: oh i saw him on ripleys!
dustin: how do you know you have that talent?
me: yeah..i think i’m gonna go eat my lawn mower now.
dustin: mmm, here’s some gas and motor oil to wash it down.