everyone pray for oscar mayer schmidt, everyone’s favorite urinating weiner dog. he has arthritis and can hardly walk. it should go away, but pray for his little body. or he’ll pee on your shoe. (no joke)
the background of this page is my eye.. in case you wondered.
hey, kiddies..fill this out and entertain me.
+ when and how did we meet?
+ how did you know who i was?
+ what was your first impression?
+ how have I affected you?
+ what’s the best memory you have of me?
+ what reminds you of me?
+ if you could give me anything what would it be?
+ when is the last time you saw me?
+ describe me in three words.