my dog is cooler than cool.
i think that my oscar mayer is really a person trapped in a dog’s body. aside from barking and growling, he constantly is making some kind of weird sound that sounds like he’s trying to talk. i could’ve sworn i heard him trying to enunciate tonight. he’s very territorial and has authority issues. and everything is all about him. but he is the best.
the most exciting news of my week is this:
I BOUGHT A HAMMOCK TONIGHT. my lifelong dream.